Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then."
- Katharine Hepburn
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel
like getting married, they send over a lady in a
housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin
George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had
"My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
-- Some Guy (from Dilbert)
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