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"A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." 

Woody Allen.

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"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." 

     - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks 

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Men are like a fine wine.  They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.

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"A critic is like a eunich: he knows exactly how it ought to be done."

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So, you don't like jail? 

Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. 

    - Charles Bukowski 

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