Today's quotes [1.31.07]

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"If I have seen farther than others, it is because
I was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because
giants were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson 

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
   suffering.

"Why is the sky blue?"
"It's a fault in the universe's ray tracing algorithm."
                        -- me, AndrewR

"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."

    - Noah 

   In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
   It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It
   only takes Burger King 10 minutes.


  

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