Today's quotes [1.30.07]

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"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation"

                                             --Norman Danyael Teh

It was so cold, the town flasher ran up and described himself.

Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.

"The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Dan Quayle

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live." 

Bob Hope.

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