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Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.


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"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible
       worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving Caesar


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Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 

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Life is a great bundle of little things.

        --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.



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"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights." 

- J. Paul Getty 

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