Today's quotes [1.29.07]

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"It smells like a technicolour yawn..."
"Tastes like it too."
                        -- Andrew, and then me, after I sculled it

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer
       god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
       possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. --Stephen
       F Roberts

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C.
       Fields (1880-1946)

"How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill
your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you
bloody well feel like it."

                                      --Edward Abbey

The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck.

-- Slavik on the modern technological advances

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