Today's quotes [1.28.07]

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"While I was doing this, a neighbor walked up, and I just want to say that if
 you think it's easy to explain why you're squatting in your driveway, in
 front of a set of burning underwear, surrounded by hair spray bottles,
 holding a Barbie doll in your hand, then you are mistaken."
                        -- Dave Barry

Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic.  I mimic my shadow.

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?"
       "Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II

"Pardo's First Postulate:
        Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!

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