Today's quotes [1.26.07]

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As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important
   that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much
   money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
   -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." --
       Lily Tomlin

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes
off your goal." 
Henry Ford (1863-1947)

"I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure."
"Wow, just like Shirley Temple!  I wonder how the penguin would look
 in pink taffeta."

-- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in
comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others

Lieberman's law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
listens.

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