Today's quotes [1.24.07]

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The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
        --Arthur Murphy, 1758

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet
Earth taken from space.  On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne 

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.

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