Today's quotes [1.23.07]

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Boy, everyone is stupid except me.   

-- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

"Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed
 on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are
 studying your every move?"
"No."
"Me neither."
                        -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert

"So... your place or my mother's?"
                        -- me

Britain is the only country in the world where the
food is more dangerous than the sex.

                                       - - - Jackie Mason

A good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline around your body.

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