Today's quotes [1.22.07]

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"I'll never get into a car that doesn't match my hat!"

                                                --Zsa Zsa Gabor 

Hard work never killed anybody, 
but why take the chance? 
                            --Edgar Bergen

"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen

In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers
are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have
to explain what a writer is.

                                      - - - Geoffrey Cottrell

* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it
       is love; after marriage it is self defence.

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