You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
- a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
Woody Allen in Getting Even
Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"
Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea."
"I don't care where you take me, just take me..."
-- Angela (yet again)
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.
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