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Today's quotes [1.20.07]

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"Perl - the swiss army chainsaw of UNIX tools"
                        -- Rob Kolstad
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"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
 Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
                        -- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
athletic facilities.
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"Quite frankly, teachers are the only
profession that teach our children." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle,
      former U.S. Vice-President, September 18, 1990
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