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Today's quotes [1.19.07]

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Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without
the necessities.

Frank Lloyd Wright
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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " 
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
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"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you."
                        -- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one.
                                              I don't care what you think =))
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"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
                        -- Karen
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I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I
turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.
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