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Last words of
Allen, Ethan (1738-1789)
          "Waiting are they?  Waiting are they?  Well--let 'em wait."
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"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still
   find my #%@# clothes."
   - Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
   keeps a color photo of himself above his locker
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Geniuses do not think more than other people.  They think
less.
        --Len Cool
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"Cognitive Dissonance Is Your Friend."
                        -- J. Michael Straczynski
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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