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"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    I Brake For No Apparent Reason. 

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as 
they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they  were cramming for their 
finals.

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"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO.
We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.

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