"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
Seen on a bumper sticker... I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
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