Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
home early kill people."
-- Jimmy Kimmel
I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
-- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)
"If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come
AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?"
-- from the sig of Andy Dingley, alt.hackers
"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
-- Karen Peisley
Green's law of debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're
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