Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
                home early kill people."
        
                                         --  Jimmy Kimmel

I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
   the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
   sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
   deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
   balls.
   -- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)

"If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come
 AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?"
                        -- from the sig of Andy Dingley, alt.hackers

"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
                        -- Karen Peisley

Green's law of debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're
talking about.