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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
                home early kill people."
        
                                         --  Jimmy Kimmel

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I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
   the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
   sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
   deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
   balls.
   -- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)


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"If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come
 AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?"
                        -- from the sig of Andy Dingley, alt.hackers


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"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
                        -- Karen Peisley


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Green's law of debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're
talking about.

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