"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet soup?"
I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women.
Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely
inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of
Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted
to the color blue as to other colors.
Lester: That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching
-- "Beakman's World"
The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography
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