"... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky...
 fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky..."
                        -- Debra

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."

                                  - Joseph Stalin

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."

                                 - A. Whitney Brown

"I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs."

Kevin Gildea.

"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her
out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they
weren't trying to teach you how to swim."

                                     - Paula Poundstone