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One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at
       you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer


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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are
a vegetarian. -Dennis Wholey  



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Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
       first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.


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"It's true... no man is an island... but if you take a bunch of dead guys and
 tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft."

-- Bug Eyed Earl, Red Meat.


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"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.


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