Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
       mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose
you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself."

                               - Mark Twain

As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.
  
               --Pat Metheny

* Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
       hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum