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Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
       mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones

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A closed mouth gathers no feet.

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"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose
you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself."

                               - Mark Twain

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As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.
               --Pat Metheny

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* Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
       hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum

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