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"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
                        -- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
                                audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"


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England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

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"Computers let you make more mistakes faster
than anything except handguns and tequila..." 

     - Mitch Ratcliffe 

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Beer is good food. 

    - John Goodman 

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One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly
stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

                                                    -- Samuel Johnson



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