"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
                        -- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
                                audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

"Computers let you make more mistakes faster
than anything except handguns and tequila..." 

     - Mitch Ratcliffe 

Beer is good food. 

    - John Goodman 

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly
stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

                                                    -- Samuel Johnson