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There was a young person of Kent            
Who was famous wherever he went. 
All the way through a fuck 
He would quack like a duck, 
And he crowed like a cock when he spent. 

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i'm sick

       i've got a virus
       i'm sickety-sick 
       i feel like a used tissue

       my head is congested
       mucous overload
       if i blow my nose once more,
       i will explode!

       i'm whiny,i'm cranky ,
       i'm stuck in my bed 
       my face is puke green 
       and my nose is bright red!

       my eyes are all bloodshot
       my nostrils are crusting;
       this sickness has made 
               me look 
          Truly Disgusting

       i cough and i sneeze 
       spreading germs everywhere 
       my room is a health hazard-
       Visitors BEWARE!!

       being sick is no fun 
       in fact,it's a pain
       i'm told i'll get better soon!
       untill then...i'll complain 


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                    Peter, first Duke of Orange
                    Was limited to a miserable four-inch,
                            But technique in a keyhole
                            Developed his P-hole
                    "Til at last it got caught in the door-hinge.

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To the tune of 'Yesterday':

Leprocy, bits and pieces falling off of me,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Oh I contracted Leprocy.

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                    I told her, "Your bank accounts knotted,
                    You've spent so much more than alloted."
                            She said with a yawn,
                            "I'm not overdrawn,
                    It's just simply an under-deposit!"

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