The life of a clerk of the session
Was strangled in psychic repression.
But his maladies ceased
When his penis uncreased
In straight geometric progression.
"At a seance," said a young man named Post,
"I was being sucked off by a ghost;
Someone switched on the lights
And there in guaze tights,
On his knees, was Tobias mine host."
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
There was a young girl of Darjeeling
Who could dance with such exquisite feeling.
There was never a sound
For miles around,
Save of fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.
There was a fat man from Rangoon
Whose prick was mich like a balloon.
He tried hard to ride her
And when finally inside her
She thought she was pregnant too soon.
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