The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances
on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper
manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table."
Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and
climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a
hint of a smile." "Yes," replied the girl, "much better." "Very good,
darling," the husband whispered. "Now would you be so kind as to please
pass the pussy."
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just
come out of the shower.
The young girl looks at her sisters pussy and asks "What's that?"
Her sister replies "That is my possum, sis!"
The young girl replies "Oh, OK"
The next day she sees her mother get out of the shower and a pointing
at her pussy again
asks "What's that?"
Her mother replies "That's my possum!"
The young girl again replies "Oh, OK"
The next day she sees her grandmother getting out of the shower and
once again pointing at
her pussy asks "What's that?"
The grandmother replies "That's my possum!"
The young girl replies "Oh, grandmother, is your possum dead?"
The grandmother, looking a little dazzled replies "No, deary, why do
The young girl replies "Oh, its just that your possums tongue is
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had
worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he
graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be
She looked at me with a big smile and said, "Oh no! Not right away. I
want him to practice for at least six months first."
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a
A: A computer that never goes down on you.
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll
in the fields when they came across a cow and a
calf rubbing noses.
"Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to
do the same."
"Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend. "It's your cow."
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