Today's jokes [1.27.07]

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How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.

What is a man's idea of protected sex?

A padded headboard.

A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switch
when the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, "Do you have any last
requests?" The guy says, "(hic) Yeah... (hic) could you please do (hic)
could you please do something to scare me?"

   This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up
   with you." "Why??"
   he asks. She says "because you are a pedophile".
   He says "Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10
   year old."
   

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? 

    He got 16 months. 

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