What is the meaning of life?

All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He 
took her to fancy restaurants and expensive resorts. Finally, he 
proposed, "Bernie, if you will marry me, I have enough money 
to provide you with anything your little heart desires."

"Sorry John." she replied. "I'm not ready to settle down yet. 
And besides, you can't buy my love, but if the price is right, I 
might see my way clear to rent you some."

What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?

Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch... 

Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? 

A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate 

What's the difference between hard and light? 

     - You can sleep with a light on.