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What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes! 

1.   Vote:    Category: Sex Send this joke to a friend




During World War II, Hitler told his Nazis to rape as may French women as 
they could then say, "In nine months you will have a baby. Name it Adolf. 
Heil Hitler!" So a young Nazi soldier, eager to do his duty, dutifully 
went out and raped a pretty young French girl. He said, "In nine months 
you will have a baby. Name it Adolf. Heil Hitler!" She replied, "In a few 
weeks you will have a disease. Name it syphillis. Vive la France!"

2.   Vote:    Category: Historical Stuff Send this joke to a friend




Three blondes were driving down the highway trying 
 to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read  'DisneyLand Left.' 
So they went home.

3.   Vote:    Category: Blondes Send this joke to a friend




A business man got on an elevator in a building.  When he entered the
elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, 
"T-G-I-F"  (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said 
as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, 
"S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F,
Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."



4.   Vote:    Category: Blondes Send this joke to a friend




   A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to
   find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles.
   
   A drunk man next to her stares at her for three minutes, then tells
   her, "I love a woman that does aerobics."
   
   The woman replies angrily, "I don't DO aerobics!"
   
   The drunk man then looks at the woman and says, "Then how did you get
   your leg up so high?"
   


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