Adventures in teaching

My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales
at night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often
ad-libs parts of the stories for fun.

One day his youngest son was sitting in his first grade
class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three
Little Pigs.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was
trying to acquire building materials for his home.  She
said "...And so the pig went up to the man with a
wheelbarrow full of straw and said 'Pardon me sir, but might
I have some of that straw to build my house with?'" Then the
teacher asked the class "And what do you think that man said?"
and my friend's son raised his hand and said

"I know! I know!  He said 'Holy smokes! A talking pig!'"

An American teenager ended up in hospital
because of serious head wounds received
from an oncoming train.
When asked about how he received the injuries,
the lad told the police that he was simply
trying to see how close he could get his head
to a moving train before he was hit.

A friend of mine said he and his son were at the grocery store
when his son (about 9) asked him what "Oriole sex" was.  I
told him the store wasn't a proper place to talk about it, but 
I'd explain it to him on the way home.  On the way, I decided to 
tell the truth and explain it fairly graphic and clinical.  I thought
I did pretty good until my son said, "Oh, you mean like a blow
job, huh?"