Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only
in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

Joan said her ex husband would still come by after their split to 
do the garden, clean the house.  I came home one day to find 
him there and we had a fight.  He sat on the couch and I stood, 
and we yelled back and forth about how he was no longer
welcome in the house.  Finally, we calmed down.  He 
apologized for yelling and I apologized for not telling him his 
right testicle was hanging out of his shorts the whole time we 
were fighting.

Prof. Lachner once taught a class from 2:30pm to 5:30pm. Every time the
class met, all the students would have a lot of food on their desks when
the class started. During the 5 minutes break, all of them would line a
queue at the nearby vending machine. He couldn't understand why these
students were hungry all the time, anyway, his class was just after the
lunch time and long before dinner time. Prof. Somebody was not happy about
this because when they ate, they make a lot of noise. So he announced one
day "No food in the class". Next class he found the classroom extremely
quiet. Guess what, everybody was dozing because nothing was keeping them
awake.