"GOP leaders have returned from that bash in Palm Beach for donors of $175,000," says Hamilton. "Last Year, Congress promised to do something about special-interest contributions. What they have decided to do is deposit them."
Allen was in a store that was playing Steve Miller's "Jet Liner". He said there was some kid next to him that had the lyrics completely screwed up and was singing, "Big Old Rat Had A Light On . . ."
Michael Anderson Goodwin spent 7 years on the death row in a South Carolina prison. Finally, the capital punishment was changed to life imprisonment. In March, 1989, while sitting on a metal john in his camera and repairing his small TV, the appliance short-circuted. The short-circut proved to be lethal.
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