ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.
Sign seen above a car engine reboring shop in western Sydney: "Unlimited Head Jobs!"
"Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet". "No kidding? How much memory will it take up?". "Not much, just two Bytes."
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