The Stanford Law Review runs the following quote on their masthead:
"For every thousand people hacking at the leaves of evil there is
one chopping at the roots."

-H.D. Thoreau

On their April Fools issue they ran the following:
"For every person hacking at the leaves of evil there
are a thousand smoking the stuff. 

At one job I had, the boss man got the idea that the IT
department should be living up to the slogan, "Giving every
user what they need."

I politely requested, "How do we get them to turn around so
we can kick them in the ass?" It went over quite well, the room
fell out laughing. I don't work there any more.

I prefer to shop at a convenience store than a supermarket. The
super market is a huge commitment.  Where a convenience store
is like a one night stand.  Play it safe though, if you take
the condom wrapper off those sandwiches at the convenience
store you will pay a price.

Sent by Jeff