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I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable
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The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war. 

     - Edward Abbey
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Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.

- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.
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Cooke's Law
In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available
is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.
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I'm not the kind-of guy who objects to my wife having the last word.
I'd just wish to hell she'd get to it !
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