Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the
temptation of denying himself a pleasure. 

     --Ambrose Bierce 

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.

A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened
into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the
hope of greening the landscape of idea. The difference between a seed
and an inert speck can be hard to see, but only one of them will grow
and return itself in kind and be multiplied.
- John Ciardi

Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. 

- Mark Twain 

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing
your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. 

     - Dave Carhart