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When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.

     - The Wall Street Journal
     Feb 9, 1984
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If you can't say something nice about someone, you are
probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini.

     -Steve Martin
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Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
       written their finest works while happily and blissfully
       drunk...and so shall I.
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When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. 

- Stephen Wright
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Well, aren't we just a ray of stinking sunshine?
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