"Jason's over in his tent, go and bugger him..."
                        -- Angela (again)

"What's another word for thesaurus?" 

Steven Wright. 

"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than 
each other."
                     -- Ann Landers -- 

For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

    - H. L. Mencken 

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened." 

     - Douglas Adams