- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
   number of pens that person is carrying.

$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly
for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 --
by which time it will be worth nothing.

     - Lazarus Long 

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that
       you don't need it." -- Bob Hope

   My mother made me a whore.
   (to which someone else added)
   If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?


  

Somebody's boring me.
I think it's me.