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"God made the idiot for practice, then He made the school board." -
Samuel L. Clemens
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My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other ...
So now it's just a waiting game.
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the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded

Sent by Ryan
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"We're standing there pounding a dead parrot on the counter, and
 the management response is to frantically swap in new counters to
 see if that fixes the problem."

-- Peter Gutmann in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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* Life is sexually transmitted.
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