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"I'm sorry, but I am not turned on at the sight of a dragon during sexual
 intimacy..."
                        -- Dante, on oz#gothic
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"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion." 

    - Scott Adams
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Are you any relation to your brother Marv?

    -- Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator
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I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
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