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Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
   (1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
   (2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
   (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.
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"In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded."
                        -- The shortened Big Bang theory
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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole 
government working for you."
           
          -- Will Rodgers --
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I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.

    - Neil Armstrong
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When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed
       it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each
       other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."
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