"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" 

    - Mork, Mork and Mindy 

* What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
       unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness,
       The New York Times, 1960

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the 
equator...It would be a good idea to just leave them there. 

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do
   nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
         Fred Allen

Happiness is a positive cash flow.