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"Give me five lines by the best of men,
and I will find something in it to hang him."

                                   -- An anonimous prosecutor
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The only thing that separates us from the animals
is mindless superstition and pointless rituals.
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Never replicate a successful experiment.
        -- Fett's Law
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"Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter"
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five
   miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where
   the hell she is.
         Ellen DeGeneris
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