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   Seen above a urinal:
   Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in
   your ashtrays!
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Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about 
the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour:

"It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band
of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."
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"Always behave like a duck; keep calm and unruffled on the surface But
paddle like the devil underneath."
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May those who love us, love us.  And those who don't love us, may God turn
their hearts.  And if he does not turn their hearts, may he turn their
ankles so we can see them coming.
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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
                                              - - - Joseph Heller
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