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"Development is the realization of human potential." 

     - Ghandi 

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A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

     - Lazarus Long 

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I'd just like to say that of all the people I've ever known,
you are one of them.

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Nobody gets to run the mill by doing run-of-the-mill work. 

     - Thomas J. Frye 

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"Big Bird meets Salvador Dali has been brought to you by the numbers L and
 ), and by the letter 3."
                        -- D. J. Green


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