What did one gay sperm say to the other? 

     - I can't find my way through all this shit. 

   An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything
   for a while the
   Priest knocked on the wall. The drunk said forget it buddy there's no
   paper in here either.
   

   After many months of trying to make ends meet, one California couple
   decided that the only way they were going to get any extra cash was to
   have the old lady start hooking.
   
   Early the next morning the wife comes home looking very haggard and
   worn out. The husband guiltily asks how she did, and the wife replies
   that she earned four hundred dollars and ten cents.
   
   "That`s great!" the husband replies. "But who gave you the ten cents?"
   
   "Everybody!" replied the wife.
   

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly 
announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a 
minister when I grow up. 

"That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you 
decide to be a minister?" 

"Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday 
anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than 
to sit still and listen.

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