I had a uncle one time who left my little brother who was three years old in his
jeep by himself while he ran in the house to use the pisser and he gave direct
instructions that whatever happened dont spill the coffe we'll my brother really
looked up to our uncle so he wasnt going to let anythign happen to the coffe and
he did just that he accidently kicked the jeep in to geer and it rolled down
the hill and he didnt try to stop it he jumped out and ran in to tell my uncle
what a good job of protecting his coffe he did while the jeep lay at the bottom
of the hill wrecked.Weird but true

Sent by Matt

LONGEST TURD

The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a
'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially
measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his
state.

Greg tells me about his sister-in-law (yet another gorgeous
blonde):  We were playing Trivial Pursuit on night. It was her 
turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature" 
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls 
your name, can you hear it? She thought for a time and then 
asked, "Is it on or off".