An amateur translator from English to Japanese happened to find a 
temporary job. The first he has to do is this; " Go the extra mile.
It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker."

Because the Japanese translator does not have a sense to understand
the above, his work in Japanese reads; "Don't go the extra mile, or
it reveals you as an incompetent slacker like your boss."

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secure, independent and has a good personality. You know what's really
sad- the one woman in Hollywood who fits those criteria is Ellen DeGeneres." 

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Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and 
smacks included.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.