Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates will donate $100 million to help immunize children in developing countries against meningitis and respiratory and diarrheal illnesses. With the shot, however, the children will have Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 installed in them.
Harlan says there's a Judi who works at his place: Our receptionist, (yes, she is a blonde), often takes orders to call out for pizza on nights we work late. One night, after placing an order for two pizza's from around the corner, we asked her how long it would be. She said she was told 40 minutes. When we commented to her that we thought that was a long time, she responded "that seems about right, it takes 20 minutes to cook a pizza and we ordered 2 of them".
Rubbermaid Inc. is recalling about 60,800 toboggans because they can break apart, causing loss of control and injury. They are sold under the brand name *Way-Too-Flexible-Flyers*.
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