LOVE -- irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.

- Mark Twain

"Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted"

"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time." 

     - Edward P. Tryon 

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on... 

    -- Robert Byrne

Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
   service called Jump-In-The-Box.
         Wil Shriner